Several times, probably 2-3
No real ending but I forced a guy to sit in the voting screen for damn near 40 minutes one time cause he refused to leave and I refused to vote. That's a win in my book, fuck that guy's 40 minutes he'll never get back
Goofy sidescrolling rageformer, pretty fun and for a low price. If you're a HUGE fan of the Fuckin' Nerd like I am, you'll love the references, even if not, gameplay holds up
Whooo boy. What can I say about this one..? The only thing this game had going for it, is that Ace is funny. That's it. The Game wasn't... bad? just really dull and boring. Sad, the graphics are great and the idea of a big parasitic thing is cool. Got to play as a hot ass Asian doctor the whole time so that was cool. That's really all I got, the final boss glitched out 2 times back to back. 4.5/10 10.1Hours
Friend refused to play it with me, said it was too boring. How Quaint. If only he knew.
X2, both of which were played with Ace53074, the second played with Ace and Tobi_5158
Had a great time playing this one with Q, till we got cut short by family drama
Drop in Drop out, fragmented
Too many times to count
Too many times to count
beat in 16 minutes in one try. That's gotta be a record right? Very addicting and I would love to cuddle with the dealer
1/13-14/2024 Easily in my top 5 of all time, one of the best games I've ever played. Even if the message doesn't translate to your situation, the themes of the game explore extremely dark topics and overcoming them. Now that the explanation is over, honestly? This one left me feeling really sad and hollow, which is a sign I really like a game. I only get that feeling when I'm sad a game is over, which for me it isn't, still gotta get those blue heart things and I fully plan on completing it... I still wonder why all of the trans community says this game changed their lives, kinda, I get the message but I thought the character herself was or somethin... Either way, would've been a very heavy game for me about 8 months ago or so. I can't recommend this one enough. Theo is the best homie, debate me.
Story mode was great but made the rest of the game feel hollow
Really, really bizarre game, but also really, really fun. kinda like goldeneye 007. Somehow this is one of the most braindead (haha, get it? secret level? guys?) and most attention focused games of all time. You have to precise with every shot and be on top of stocks in the mean-time, not a joke btw. During missions you can open the stock tab. Anywho, 1984/10, beat in 3.9 hours over the course of two days. Addendum, I think this is the first game I played since I accepted I was probably trans, so that's neat. UPDATE: I have 100%'d the game, all thats left is fishing and ZIPPY3K or whatevs, finished all maps at about 16 hours, cleaned up all implants and weapons in just about 4 hours, 19.2 at time of completion. most likely will try to get the rest of fish and ZIPPY.) (1/15/2024, currently doing punishment chaos, mission 1-2 done deathless, 3 done, 3 attempts, 4 done, deathless, 5 done, 7 attempts, 1/16/2024 6 done, 3 attempts, 7 done, 1 attempt, 8 done, 3 attempts, 9 done, 5 attempts, 10 done, 13 attempts, 11 done, 7 attempts, 12 done, 3 attempts. Main game PC done. 11:48pm 28.1 hours, maybe less, 27.7) (1/18/2024 12:47AmSecret level P+C, this is counting HQ because you need HE to do it. HQ will be last. Darkworld - 14 attempts, ironworks. Alpine - 2 attempts - Ironwork ZKZ, Miners - Quit x1 29 attempts, starter two, damageless 2:59Am, 8:30pm Neuron, 2 attempts, ZKZ SANITIZE, House, ZKZ DNA, 2 attempts, Trauma Loop, 3 attempts, ZKZ DNA, HQ, 1 attempt, ZKZ DNA, Damagless. Final Time: 30.9 hours 9pm 1/20/2024) Fully complete as of 1/20/2024
Semi Enjoyed this one. Too fast paced for me. Hypocritical, I know, as an ultrakill fan
37 hours, I waited an entire year for the summer to come back around to beat this game. During that time, a lot has changed (naturally) in so many different ways. Shawn moved in, Ryan has a girlfriend, I blew my lung, I have a chronic back problem, I'm fucking TRANS now! That's how long it's been. I got extremely ill a week after I began playing it, halting my progress and overall just didn't feel like playing it that much. So, I waited for summer to come back to harness those feelings, listening to Red Vox by myself and enjoying the game. When I picked the game back up, all I had left was Oolacile and Gwyn, which was quite upsetting. I thought I'd have much more for some reason. I began playing through Oolacile, instead of playing the game to say I beat it, I played it for the story. This is the best way to play any souls game, for example, outside of Manus's boss room a corpse lay dormant. Going over and picking up the item reveals a hero soul. Now, last year I would've just scoffed and took the free item, now? Teared up. Imagine if you will, traveling to the far reaches of the abyss and getting right to the door of the one controlling it, just to succumb to affliction. This game was a religious experience for me; I can't ever see myself replaying it with the same view as the first time. Let this be a lesson, sometimes time is all you need. I can't even rate this game on a normal score list because it wouldn't be enough. In fact, I waited an entire day just to write this because it left me that stunned. Pressing A, linking the fire and hearing the ending screen theme had me completely locked in place for over 5 minutes whilst watching them. Gough is now one of my favorite characters of all time: "Lead thine life as thou seest fit.". Chester was also a character that had a big impact on me: "But to you and I, it's all ancient history. You have to ask yourself. Does it really matter?". Struck a chord with me in so many different ways I can't even begin to explain it. I loved hearing Gough warm up to the chosen undead, eventually saying it's an honor to speak with them. I loved the design of the run down Oolacile, I loved everything about the game, head to toe. The score playing when Gough picked up his bow and loosed an arrow into kalameet also had me just jaw dropped smiling while it happened. I had only heard Gwyn's theme in music form, finally hearing it in game was an entire different beast. Seeing this old god, decrepit and worn out, trying his damndest to uphold the fire was such a striking image. Working with Solaire the entire way was a trip upon itself. I tried to do all the side quests, including Seigmeyer. Seath and by extension the Duke's Archives was a wonderful area, beautiful and open to explore. The crystal caves were amazing to look at and traverse. Seeing Anor Londo in it's prime was something incredible as well. I've only seen the half Anor Londo in DS3, I was stunned at it's beauty. Fighting Nito was, as expected, an amazing sight with his cloak of darkness which directly inspired one of my characters in my D&D worlds history. The firelink shrine and song are as iconic as ever, I learned much later that the original firelink is actually what became the Twin Demons fight in DS3 DLC. Unexpectedly, Blighttown wasn't that bad, I actually quite enjoyed it. The dim vista was very charmingly welcome to the game. The great hollow was also very fun to see visually and going down through the whole thing was a welcome change from the usually stagnant leveled terrain. The ash lake was one of my favorite looking places in any souls game period, the pillars around the edges were extremely interesting to see in this form as they have been in basically every DS game, including Bloodborne. Sen's Funhouse was okay at best. It definitely fits the reputation it gets, still fun but I could take it or leave it. However, the golem at the top, now that was a good fight. One of the only bosses I've played in gaming to have such an awesome arena. Yes, I know I'm going on and on, I'm going to continue. Painted world was where I got sick and stopped playing, however, I still enjoyed it as much as any other place. New Londo's Ruins were also, as expected, in fact, they all were my favorite area. Just assume every place was one of my favorites. The ghosts and terrain were so awesome to see and get around, especially since I did so underleveled. Demon ruins and Izalith are the places I remember the most, mainly because it took me the longest time to get through. I specifically remember blasting Red Vox while going through here, my mom was outside mowing and all that. I really just can't put into words how much this game means to me. However, the two quotes I mentioned above really cemented my love for the game, just as Ludleth did for DS3 with me. So, thanks for reading, go play Dark Souls now.
400-600H. Not exactly sure as it's spread over 3 platforms) (My personal favorite fromsoft game. I can run through this one in about 2-3 hours if you get me to sit down and play it. I do a playthrough usually yearly in the same vain that Jacksepticeye does his yearly BB run. Me, Chückie, Fabio, Daton and ___ (I actually can't remember now... Maybe there wasn't another bro) kicked the game's ass and had a great time doing pvp afterwards. I was known in that group as the parry lord, I even made Fabio quit for like 2 weeks one time. It must be demoralizing to lose to a guy named Cleetus. Another time, I used the Fume Knight's sword against Daton's Ubadachi, he quit after getting stomped about 6 times. Mostly he got angry after getting hit by the backswing. I don't remember what happened exactly but there was one time I made one of them SO MAD (this was in the cathedral) he headbut Chückie with full force, I think that was Daton as well. I had a goofy custom covenant called Centurions of the Church, as I feel like the church got left out for location based covenants. Another funny note is while watching a Fighter PL video (my favorite DS CC and the guy I learned parrying from, also, THRALL HOOD FOR LIFE.) I heard music by DM DOKURO, which later turned out to me playing Calamity mod after hearing ROTJD 2 years later. I'm most proud of beating Midir and Gael by myself at NG+5 at SL150, after Chückie refused to help because he had to protect his ARK base.
My favorite roguelike of all time, beat once or twice who knows...
As close as you can to an ending, promoted all four dwarves once. In terms of CoOp games, this one is right behind L4D2
No real ending, played 300h, several lvl20 builds (12/1/2024, now 500h :3 it's just so queek (queer peak))
So far, x2
Ending of run recorded. I ended up dying but the game crashed and like an angel from heaven; my save was restored. I managed to get through the second time and beat it for the first time. Currently listening to Type O Negative while writing this. YOU CAN'T GO OUT CAUSE YOUR ROOTS ARE SHOWING!
X3, one of which was CO-OP with Ace53074
x3
Not that hard if you're making a list, too.
planning on beating this with Ace, haven't done so yet. Instead, here's a story of how I almost died and subsequently got my family killed by playing it: It was a stormy night, sky was green. Upon the diseased & crooked bed I sat, behind my uncle, playing Donkey Kong Country. Suddenly, a tornado warning had sparked. I was taken home from my grandma's house; not five minutes later a tornado was barreling down the street; my uncle and the local security both speeding to get to their respective houses. Fun for all!!
Much worse than the original. still 9/10 though
Classic
Timeless
beat this one with Kaizer, big credit to savestates ;3
Too many times to count, all with Ace
Eventually, this will be done. So let it be written.10/18/2023
7 playthrough solo, 2 With Ace, 2 With Tobi, 1 With Phoenix, 2-3 with Q
Still one of my absolute favorite racing games. hardest mode on everything except last cause firefield. 152H
eh
Best one they made
Semi fun one
worst of the whole franchise
friends, well, friend. Refused to play it with me. Didn't fully beat the rundown, counting it anyway
Very relaxing, actually
Very Proud of this one. Some savestates used because I don't hate myself THAT much.
Several times, speedrunning. Don't go looking, never uploaded one
Arcade mode, closest thing to beating the game. Dandyism/10. In all seriousness, this is my favorite fighting game ever, also Testament is badass and cool and dandy and kinda spawned my goal to be an ally and enby trans. Thanks, Daisuke. You fuck. Also thanks to Kayleigh McKee for being the coolest VA ever
beat with Ao Bai, also dual wielded for a good 30 minutes of that playthrough
I mean, read the hylics 2 one lmao
last inn transmission, rugby training maximum rumor. Ancestor wall colleague doctor spoil disappointment. Genetic buffet bottle husband particle snub, spring lily entitlement width. Bronze artist middle team rape context referral convention stop temptation watch is report blonde. In all seriousness, I applaud Mason and Chuck. This game, itself, no other, sparked my enthusiasm for absurdist art. In a twist of fate, this is one of the most beautiful games I've ever played. I love the fact that you can switch between Wayne and Decres, even if just a coincidence, for us trans folk. I loved to see Dedusmuln return for Wayne/Decres's adventure, they (yes, they, according to the wiki their gender is 'ambigous' because Chuck used 'he' in their theme but also said it might've been a 'she' if he had a higher voice) were my favorite from Hylics 1. Somsnosa also made a return, being the sort of mage role among the party, or at least that's how I played. Pongorma is MY BOY. EVERYONE SHIT ON HIM THE ENTIRE GAME, LITERALLY ALWAYS TARGETED FIRST. I gave him every best item in the game, leading to him being a 70 damage bolt-throwing jackass. I was going into the game loving Dedusmuln but I don't know... Pongorma was pretty awesome. He had 307 Flesh, 125 Will, 48 Power and -22 speed at the ending. The screenshots for all their fleshs are in my archive GC, 5/12/2024. Oh also, that, I beat the game in six hours and forty-one minutes, across two days due to the northern lights. 5/11/2024 - 5/12/2024. The story isn't explicitly told through the game, although much more so than Hylics 1. SPOILER: One of my favorite moments was at the pseudo-ending where Gibby is talking to the party and he just goes: "Spare the verbal matters, Pongorma", knowing he would have something grand to say. END SPOILER I loved literally, and I mean literally, everything about this game. It has practically zero downsides, the only problem I had the whole time was the overworld controls (I was using KB+M) being a little janky, but that's what I get for using a keyboard on a JRPG. Hylics, as a franchise, is the reason Indie games must never die out. Hylics is something born straight from the mind of one of the most creative thinking game-makers of our generation, and deserves the respect as such. Even if you don't like the game due to it's bizarre and absurdist style, imagine a triple AAA studio trying to make something nearly as charmingly endearing as Hylics. Sorry for making you want to kill youself. The scores by the legendary Chuck Salamone are some of the most replayable and enjoyable backing tracks I've ever heard. The Largest part of the zone, HylemXylem, has basically the same track the entire time, that's two hours of the same music, and I found myself bouncing along with it the entire time. The in-game music doesn't nearly do Chuck justice, either. Check out "Moonage Lobotomy: A Hylics Musical Expansion" and "Absent Moon" also check out "Eulogy of an Insect" for his most recent project. I am desperately awaiting Hylics 3 with open arms, I know Mason won't mess it up. A Mason Named Mason, what a job
This game wasn't actually as bad as people said
I can't put into words how much this game made me Happy & Sad. Truly a masterpiece
Did this one for achievements, turns out they don't count.
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Very Enjoyable, beat with Ace53074
Not as enjoyable, beat with Ace53074
Beat A level with Kai Kai 5000 then he refused to play it with me
Loved this one the whole way through, absolute blast
A true classic
Goofy but worth playing, can be maddening because of physics
Very fun
Beat this one recently, just two weeks ago as of 10/19/2023) Beat with Ace
Too many times to count. Absolute Classic. Valve 100% carried this to it's success
not the arcade, too many times to count. The clips of Kaizer playing are the funniest thing ever. Bro decided to keep rewinding the same fucking level for like 40 minutes only to beat it and get stuck on the next one. King shit.
Liked this one a ton as well, beat with luigi. The character, not a guy named luigi
Much harder than it's predecessors. Demonic Possesions/10
I'll get around to the first one sometime. Very much worth playing
Can't believe they went from this to Babylon's fall.
Really liked this one, burnt out from 200h per 2 weeks
Leagues better than Rise, sorry Ace. adding on to this, I love this game. I would simply die if it got revived and made the main game, even if that means live service. "I would simply die" damn im trans as fuck anywho, I have a lot of good memories with this one, and they certainly don't lie. (song reference) I remember farming Nergigante's greatsword for HOURS in the mornings over at Ninnie's. I think I killed over at least 30 of them for the full armour and weapon. I would say this is around the time I was playing minecraft dungeons with shawn but my sense of time is all screwed up - for example - I could've told you that I played DS3 with Chückie and them for nearly 6 months. It was 2. Either way, this is one of my favorite games ever, I even got Nin to see it a few times. I vividly remember when Shawn didn't wanna play it one night she said she was gonna learn how to lol
I can't give a better review than a stunned version of me after playing it for the first time. Here's my steam review: I used to call Majora's Mask my favorite game of all time, due to it's intense heaviness and story rich playthrough... I believe I can no longer say that Majora's Mask is my favorite game. I have nearly zero words to describe how much this game is worth playing. From front to back it is a perfect description of isolation, insanity and terror. Buy it, play it, play it blind. It's more than worth it. Best part? At the end you'll wish there were more.
incredibly hard. I don't know how McQueeb did it damageless. What a chad.
Bullshit card game with no real deck building. Also shitty AI
loved this one as a kid.
In 2.6 hours. Huh. Wish I was recording... (uhhh ion know what past me was talking about that isn't a record or something lol XoXo rock on past me)
This one was an absolute ride. The ending forty minutes actually were insanely tense. 99 minutes.) 8/29/2024: I've sat here, reading the credits and names of those that worked on these two games. Brothers and sisters alike all contributed to the wonderful series and yet... To what end? Surely in time only those who have memories with the game will remember how influential and amazing the source engine as a whole was. Seeing Gabe Newell credited is what really spoke to me. In time we're all forgotten, even those who are the best of us. Like Lagardeath77, niche example yes but, it's true. I'm probably the only person on this planet that remembers he started the Tokyo Ghoul meme trend. Let alone his full username. I always wonder what he could be up to nowadays, working, family, kids, dead? I'll never know, that isn't the point. Everyone makes things, most aren't remembered. I hope future generations can look back and weep that they were not part of the valve era of gaming.
Really didn't like this one a ton, kinda like homework, or a rice-cake ;)
Kaizer if you're reading this you got fucked up by my Amazon moves and you know it.
Fuck Mike Tython/Mr. Dream
A timeless classic, shame they removed the Zombies on Your Lawn song. at least 8X
as close as you can to 'winning' even though that in itself is a construct (not past me getting philosophical X_x)
Too many times to count, Sad that no one I know plays this, gets lonely real quick singleplayer
Obscure but good
After I quit having a (year long) skill issue this became one of the absolute best games I've ever played
Actual story mode
Just one more thing...
Don't check what the 1 achievement is for
Hour long DOOM total conversion mod. Very fun on the first playthrough and enjoyable to speedrun. Plan on trying to bring it back sometime.
6x longer than the first shrine, including even worse level design, bizarre sound choices... Either way, very good. It's still entertaining + I don't think you're supposed to go on a six hour marathon of it in one sitting.
Now Spooky's Jump Scare Mansion - Kind of a shitty ending ng
Kicked ass as the Nostalgia Critic himself. Nostalgia%. That's a good rating score.
This one was TERRIBLE. I loved it. Kaizer not so much.
This was one of my biggest favorites back in early 2016
For your sake, please do not look this up
Very Proud of this one. Beat the whole game with Golden Armor and Bow.
Not Every single game as that would include the Lost Levels, only Ace is good enough for that
X6-7, All with Ace53074. Still the best mario kart.
Was about to fight Ridley and then MB but the SNES mini was lost. Never forget my ice jump over spike (Ok sis its time for the story of the ice jump: The first time I had went into the x-ray goggle item room, I didn't have the grapple. I damage-boosted my way through the spikes by jumping from frozen bugs and got the upgrade; soft locking me in the process.)
Just as good as the original. Critical lacking of Mike "China Salesman" Tyson.
Kicked Kaizer's ass as none other but the Donald Jessica Trump himself, trump, poland trump
Me and Tobi handed the computer their asses fried on a silver platter. Just kidding we sucked ass
kicked tobi's ass, had mein ass handed to my by Ace
Funny cause I haven't beat the main game yet. I only heard of this mod because of a really fucked up story, so here we go. In late 2020, I began playing the game "Dark Souls 3" for the first time. I instantly became infatuated with it, playing it on end. Me, Chückie, Daton, and Fabio were the main people in the group, though most of the time it was just me and Chückie. Fabio would join for pvp and to help on my first playthrough, but past that, not much. I should also state, this was the happiest I've ever been just living. It was the most enjoyable time period ever, right before tragedy is of course when the best things happen. I started watching videos about the game after beating it for the first time; I happened upon a little youtuber known only as "Fighter PL." I began watching his videos en masse, so much so that I began to play like him. I donned the thrall hood and took it upon myself to learn parrying, which I did. I was known as the parry god in our group, casually parrying everything and doing 1.2k damage with my +10 chaos dagger. One of the songs featured quite often in Fighter's videos was none other than "Hopes and Dreams Remix" by the masterful artist "DM DOKURO". I began playing this remix whilst playing DS3, I would like to imagine it helped me play focused. Whilst playing this music, I became ever better at parrying, good enough to make Fabio rage quit, blaming it on Chückie that his roll didn't work. Nowadays, I don't think they're even friends anymore. As for Daton, I couldn't tell you. I didn't even know his username. One time I made him (Daton) so mad he headbutted Chückie with full force. I got in and out of that friend group at the absolute peak of everyone's friendship, as of writing this, I haven't spoken to Chückie in damn near 2 years. Even more suddenly, two years had passed as it was now September of 2022, and I happen upon a song called "Roar of the Jungle Dragon". I think it's one of the best videogame themes ever, at the time. It, single handedly, prompted me to play the Calamity mod just to see the Jungle Dragon himself, that being Yharon. I beat this in just about a week or two, not really that fun but incredible designs and cool bosses. I wrote this while listening to Bohemian Rhapsody, pardon the flowery speech.
Don't play this.
Timeless. With assistance from Ace
Goofy game making fun of equally bad game "The Witness". I 100%'d the game for fun and can certainly say it's got its moments. I would say you should try it, it's free after all.
Can't believe I wasted time doing this one
Obscure NES fighting game, not worth playing. Hey Kaizer, remember the russian? (Not entirely sure what I'm referencing here... With the way it's written, maybe Kaizer has enough PTSD from the russian to remember it)
One of my absolute favorites of all time. Equally will be sad but can't wait for the full release. Update5/10/2024 Beat the new levels on 420 I think, VIOLENCE///THIRD, NO SOUND, NO MEMORY. Is one of the most prettily sad levels I've ever played in a game and the visuals of the THR's in the distance in SECOND are incredible
Notepad
One of the best, ruined by it's community
This one's worth checking out, beat as both snake oiler and beanslinger
cute little gem from an amateur dev
"GET ON THE GROUND" "Let me show you how a real man does the job" Cpt. Stinky and Lt. Smelly moving out.