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6/12/2026 2:46 AM

Balabanobo style

IT'S FINALLY HAPPENED. I GOT MARIONETTE IN WUCKLE.

I curse Holly for her ingenious game design. Wuckle is genuinely one of the most addictive games I've ever played in all the best ways.

After two hours and fifty-fuckin-minutes at the Chimney, I have obtained The Rho.

All seriousness, I had to actually pause and stop to breathe because my heart was pumping so hard. I don't think it's ever gone that fast, even during Gael runs in DSIII.

It was so amazing that I actually wept happy tears. Straight up, no kidding. Did all that before the campaign btw. Good idea, eh?

The hardest part wasn't even getting the fucking eye, either. The hardest part was the arctic shelf/looping. The first time I got the eye I couldn't find the way up at the shelf; the second time I got cornholed by a bloodbug.

Ah~ but alas, I'm free now. I have my stars, my amazing achiement and my cosmetic.

Literally I saw the puppet and I was like "yes this is mine now." lol

Got so mad yesterday morning I almost wanted to look up a modded client LMAO. Imagine that. Unfortunately for Holly (and perhaps myself) I am quite the mule when it comes to giving up, as Brennan Lee Mulligan once said: "It'll be a cold day in hell before I go down like a fuckin' chump.

Having one of those Happy Chaos "Everything and nothing" / Metal Gear "Maybe we're not so different you and I" moments.

Holly, dear. I love your game; I despise the effect it has on me. Thank you so much for making it.